Often Observant, Always Irreverent
I'm a 20-something Author, Husband, Martial Arts and Fitness junky whose using this place as storage for both his fandom impulses and his random musings on everything. Expect off-color humor, nonsensical extrapolations on disparate topics, and lots and lots of dick jokes.
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“…The magistrates decreed that the right hand of Gérard should be burned off with a red-hot iron, that his flesh should be torn from his bones with pincers in six different places, that he should be quartered and disemboweled alive, his heart torn from his bosom and flung in his face, and that, finally, his head should be taken off…”
Christ, the Dutch hated this guy.
